Ralston Valley [e]Xpress Newspaper

The science teacher known as Howie Silleck loves dinosaurs. Why would a man love a species that has been dead for 65 millions of years? Only if he himself was a dinosaur!  But what could he be if he in fact was a dinosaur?

    According to the closest species of dinosaur he could be was an “Elasmosaurus”. An Elasmosaurus is extremely tall and long and swims in the ocean. Now, Mr. Silleck loves to swim and is tall. Is that a strange coinsendce or is it something else? It wouldn’t be fair just to make assumptions so he was interviewed and his responses will shock you.

    When asked if he was a dinosaur he said, “Wishes but it’s not true.” When asked if he has any dino habits he said, “I don’t lay eggs. I just scavenge for food.” He said unfortunately his wife is not a dinosaur.

   Now who would say this unless they themselves were a dinosaur and married a non dinosaur? In Silleck’s office room he has a herd of dinosaurs everywhere almost as if he was raising them which he gives out on student’s birthdays. Science teacher Pennell believes Silleck is a “Manosour hybrid dino.”  But who will ever really know if Silleck is a man or dinosaur? It will always be a mystery to mankind.